
Pony Waifu Sim is a game made for diehard bronies. You might wanna add bronies to your dictionary, because at this point it’s pretty much common vocab. Let’s dive face-first into the cluster-fuck that is Pony Waifu Sim.

You know what, maybe I’m overthinking this. You would rend their insides to a fine paste if you tried to fuck them. I mean, the damn things are roughly the size of a fleshlight. For the most part, we’re talking about dudes who want to stick their dicks in these tiny ass ponies, and I don’t understand the fetish. Plus, this isn’t chicks fawning over giant cocks, mind you. How we went from that to being sexually attracted to tiny cartoon ponies is beyond me. Chicks buy horse-sized dildos, and that’s really fun, but that’s sorta where the fantasy ends. If you’re particularly freaky, you can see something like that and think, damn, I wonder what it might feel like to ride that thing.Īs for actually fucking horses, I don’t think that those same perverts would take it that far.

I mean, I understand the whole idea of chicks getting hot and bothered over a creature that has a penis longer than their entire arms.

But this … this shit always puts me in a dazed state. I’ve seen videos of people throwing spike balls at each other’s anuses. I would have to talk about ponies, again… I’ve seen videos of Japanese schoolgirls swallowing an entire gallon’s worth of cum for no reason other than to prove that they can. Sooner or later, I knew it would come to this.
